i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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