How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Everything about him screamed your future.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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