I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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