I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
it's like iHOP with fire
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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