It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Randomize
