New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
ttyl tear gas
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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