But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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