we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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