youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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