So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize