is your mom at the bar?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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