I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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