thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
ttyl tear gas
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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