At least make sure they are 18
Why
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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