I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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