so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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