i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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