I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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