He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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