I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Randomize
