Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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