No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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