Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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