We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Dignity is for republicans.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Randomize
