I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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