Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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