I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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