i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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