The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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