someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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