You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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