I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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