Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I have aggressive nipples.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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