I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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