these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
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