How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I need a beard to bite.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
