Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
porn star boner night. come get it.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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