Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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