When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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