i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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