So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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