If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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