Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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