He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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