Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Bring me that man meat
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
we should paint friendship bongs
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