She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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