it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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