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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear

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  ...this stays between you and me

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• (914): View more from New York

  Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true

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• (716): View more from New York

  a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar

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• (305): View more from Florida

  No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.

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• (212): View more from New York

  Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!

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  That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.

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