I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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