Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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