Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
