So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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