Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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